THE NUT HOUSE
A fellow worked in the 'nut house" and wanted to do something nice for the inmates.
So he decided to take them to a baseball game. He had an orientation session with them on how they should act.
"When I say "Nuts stand, everybody stand up. When I say nuts sit, everybody sit.
And when is say nuts cheers, everybody cheer."
So the day of the game came and when they played the national anthem, he said "Nuts stand." And everybody stood. When it was over he said, "Nuts sit," and everybody sat.
At the seventh inning, everything was going so well that he left them with the aide and went to get a cup of coffee. When he returned, it was mass chaos. "What happened?" he asked the aide.
"Well," the aide said, "everything was going great until this guy came around yelling
'Pea----nuts!!"
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Posted By: Esther Pinkston
Sunday, December 13th 2009 at 1:20AM
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